MYSPACE

Myspace? A social network that existed when social media was in its infancy. It’s best not to ask your mom if she posted slutty pics, comments, and what were then known as bulletins on Myspace when she was a teenager–given how she’ll say “I would never have done anything like that” while your dad struggles to keep his eyeballs from popping out of their sockets. There is currently debate about whether Twitter will become the next Myspace, may it RIP.